All I want for Christmas…
1. Wear pants without an elastic waistband.
2. Be able to stand up in less than 10 seconds.
3. See my feet when looking down.
4. Sleep for more than an hour at a time.
5. Stop tearing up every time I see that Kraft salad dressing commercial with Todd’s true love asian salad.
6. Stop getting dirty looks from people who pass me in the hallway because I’m going too slow.
7. Not have a stranger touch my stomach ever again.
So, yep, that’s what I want. Right now that’s sounding pretty good.